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The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

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Sam Levenson
Age: 68 †
Born: 1911
Born: December 28
Died: 1980
Died: August 27
Humorist
Journalist
Writer
New York City
New York
Samuel Levenson
Simplest
Toys
Grandfather
Youngest
Grandmother
Grandpa
Called
Grandma
Child
Grandparent
Children
Operate
Even
Grandchildren

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