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You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?
Sam Kinison
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Sam Kinison
Age: 38 †
Born: 1953
Born: December 8
Died: 1992
Died: April 10
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Samuel Burl Kinison
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I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.
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