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Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.
Sam Kinison
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Sam Kinison
Age: 38 †
Born: 1953
Born: December 8
Died: 1992
Died: April 10
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Preacher
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Yakima
Washington
Samuel Burl Kinison
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
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Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!
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I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.
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You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?
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If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.
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So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.
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