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Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

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Sam Kinison
Age: 38 †
Born: 1953
Born: December 8
Died: 1992
Died: April 10
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Preacher
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Samuel Burl Kinison
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