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Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.
Sam Kinison
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Sam Kinison
Age: 38 †
Born: 1953
Born: December 8
Died: 1992
Died: April 10
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Samuel Burl Kinison
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.
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Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.
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I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.
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It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.
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Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
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