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Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.
Sam Kinison
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Sam Kinison
Age: 38 †
Born: 1953
Born: December 8
Died: 1992
Died: April 10
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Samuel Burl Kinison
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