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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

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Sam Kinison
Age: 38 †
Born: 1953
Born: December 8
Died: 1992
Died: April 10
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Preacher
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Yakima
Washington
Samuel Burl Kinison
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In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.
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The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!
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I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
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I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.
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Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.
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So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.
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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.
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My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
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How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
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I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
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Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
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I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.
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Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.
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