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If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
Sam Kinison
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Sam Kinison
Age: 38 †
Born: 1953
Born: December 8
Died: 1992
Died: April 10
Actor
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Film Actor
Preacher
Stand-Up Comedian
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Yakima
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Samuel Burl Kinison
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Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.
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What happened? Satan was busy?
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Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.
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I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.
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John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.
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You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pay your house payment. That's a tough crowd.
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Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
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So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.
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You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?
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