Quote

I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.

Sam Kinison

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Sam Kinison
Age: 38 †
Born: 1953
Born: December 8
Died: 1992
Died: April 10
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Preacher
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Yakima
Washington
Samuel Burl Kinison
Two
Paying
Thing
Miss
Going
Lived
Life
Missing
View
Views
Carnal
Heaven
Screwed
Next
Inches

More quotes by Sam Kinison

Image
I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.
Sam Kinison
Image
There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
Sam Kinison
Image
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
Sam Kinison
Image
You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?
Sam Kinison
Image
You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.
Sam Kinison
Image
The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!
Sam Kinison
Image
John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.
Sam Kinison
Image
Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don't like it. And I know somewhere there's gotta be another guy like that. There's gotta be a guy just like that - just like me. There's gotta be somebody, somewhere... Maybe, maybe an assassin type.
Sam Kinison
Image
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
Sam Kinison
Image
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.
Sam Kinison
Image
Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.
Sam Kinison
Image
Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.
Sam Kinison
Image
You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pay your house payment. That's a tough crowd.
Sam Kinison
Image
It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
Sam Kinison
Image
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
Sam Kinison
Image
Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
Sam Kinison
Image
I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
Sam Kinison
Image
I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
Sam Kinison
Image
If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
Sam Kinison
Image
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
Sam Kinison