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I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

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Sam Kinison
Age: 38 †
Born: 1953
Born: December 8
Died: 1992
Died: April 10
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Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.
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You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.
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The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!
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What happened? Satan was busy?
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I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
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Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.
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In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.
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I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.
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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
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So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It's paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame joke-telling. They're drawn to it as a career move.
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I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
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You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pay your house payment. That's a tough crowd.
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Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
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John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!
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