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I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.
Sam Kinison
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Sam Kinison
Age: 38 †
Born: 1953
Born: December 8
Died: 1992
Died: April 10
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Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
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Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.
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I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.
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Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.
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