All too frequently the amateur will purchase a fine modern camera and proceed to use it for making the most elementary simple snapshots. This surely is like playing 'Chopsticks' on a concert grand piano.

What some highbrows call rapport is nothing more than a mild flirtation between photographer and the girl on the other side of the camera. Some models get so professional they can send hours flirting with the camera itself while the poor photographer is reduced to the role of spectator.

A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said 'I love your pictures - they're wonderful you must have a fantastic camera.' He said nothing until dinner was finished, then: 'That was a wonderful dinner you must have a terrific stove.