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Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?

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Sam Ewing
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: April 9
Baseball Player
Tennessee
United States
Samuel James Ewing
Color
Ever
Nothing
Like
Notice
Putting
Paint
Changes
Wall

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