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When a husband says, I run things in my home he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

Sam Ewing

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Sam Ewing
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: April 9
Baseball Player
Tennessee
United States
Samuel James Ewing
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Dishwasher
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Dishwashers
Husband
Cleaner
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