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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Sam Ewing

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Sam Ewing
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: April 9
Baseball Player
Tennessee
United States
Samuel James Ewing
Government
Nerve
Collect
Deficit
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Money
Spends

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