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If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.
Sally Phillips
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Sally Phillips
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 10
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colonial Hong Kong
Sally Elizabeth Phillips
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Once you have a Down's syndrome child, you can't conform. In a way, you're free.
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I can make a virtue of slapdash. Slapdash can give you courage.
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I tell people that I'm a Christian, but I don't think it's giving an insight into who I am or what I'm about.
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One year you go in for auditions, and everybody thinks you're the queen of comedy, and the next year, you're so 'yesterday,' and it's not because you've done anything, or your ability has changed you haven't been in work because you've been putting on weight and then trying to lose it.
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A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.
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I never ever Google myself. That way madness lies.
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I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.
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I don't get star-struck at all.
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I definitely used to write a lot at school. Comic poetry and drawings about people.
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I'm a big fan of community, and I think independence is over-rated.
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I once had a friend who did the hair for sci-fi movies, and after a particularly bad break-up I stupidly went to her salon and told her she could do anything she liked. She dyed the bottom cherry red and the top peroxide blonde.
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Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.
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I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea.
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I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
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TV feels quite constipated, and the thing I find particularly difficult is the branding of the channels where it's not 'Is it a good script?' but 'Is it a BBC2 script?'
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Its quite confusing being one of the less wealthy people at a posh place.
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I've got a great relationship with my dad, but I can imagine how annoying it would be if I had to move back into his house.
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I start the day with the intention of doing 4,000 sit-ups but then have to work.
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When I'm a brunette, it's four times harder to hail a taxi. Then I go blonde again, and suddenly there are taxis everywhere.
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