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If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.

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Sally Phillips
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 10
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Sally Elizabeth Phillips
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I once had a friend who did the hair for sci-fi movies, and after a particularly bad break-up I stupidly went to her salon and told her she could do anything she liked. She dyed the bottom cherry red and the top peroxide blonde.
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When I'm depressed, I definitely comfort eat, but I also eat when I'm happy. The only time I don't eat is if I am terribly nervous.
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The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration.
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Once you have a Down's syndrome child, you can't conform. In a way, you're free.
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My blood runs cold when I hear the 'great news' that we have found a marker for the Down's syndrome gene, which means we can identify it more easily. Why is that good news? It's only good news if you're going to terminate.
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One year you go in for auditions, and everybody thinks you're the queen of comedy, and the next year, you're so 'yesterday,' and it's not because you've done anything, or your ability has changed you haven't been in work because you've been putting on weight and then trying to lose it.
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The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.
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I've got a great relationship with my dad, but I can imagine how annoying it would be if I had to move back into his house.
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I'm a big fan of community, and I think independence is over-rated.
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I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea.
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I would love to have been around in the Keystone Studios days.
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All I want to do really is get married and be a matriarch.
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I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.
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Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty.
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When I'm a brunette, it's four times harder to hail a taxi. Then I go blonde again, and suddenly there are taxis everywhere.
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I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
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As a writer myself, my job has very often been to also write on the job. So you get the script and a vague idea of how the scene might work, and you then add funny words or change the script. I'm not the world's best writer or the world's best actor, but I can do that thing where I can fix - or ruin - fix-slash-ruin, add quirk, add value.
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I don't get star-struck at all.
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A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.
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People have really strong images of what church is, and it's almost certainly not the same as mine.
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