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I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

Sally Phillips

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Sally Phillips
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: May 10
Actor
Actress
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
colonial Hong Kong
Sally Elizabeth Phillips
Monkey
Monkeys
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Though
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Doon
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Nina
Everyone
Funniest
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The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration.
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People have really strong images of what church is, and it's almost certainly not the same as mine.
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When I'm depressed, I definitely comfort eat, but I also eat when I'm happy. The only time I don't eat is if I am terribly nervous.
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A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.
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TV feels quite constipated, and the thing I find particularly difficult is the branding of the channels where it's not 'Is it a good script?' but 'Is it a BBC2 script?'
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When I'm a brunette, it's four times harder to hail a taxi. Then I go blonde again, and suddenly there are taxis everywhere.
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I'm a big fan of community, and I think independence is over-rated.
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I once had a friend who did the hair for sci-fi movies, and after a particularly bad break-up I stupidly went to her salon and told her she could do anything she liked. She dyed the bottom cherry red and the top peroxide blonde.
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I definitely used to write a lot at school. Comic poetry and drawings about people.
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I can make a virtue of slapdash. Slapdash can give you courage.
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I start the day with the intention of doing 4,000 sit-ups but then have to work.
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I tell people that I'm a Christian, but I don't think it's giving an insight into who I am or what I'm about.
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As a writer myself, my job has very often been to also write on the job. So you get the script and a vague idea of how the scene might work, and you then add funny words or change the script. I'm not the world's best writer or the world's best actor, but I can do that thing where I can fix - or ruin - fix-slash-ruin, add quirk, add value.
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My blood runs cold when I hear the 'great news' that we have found a marker for the Down's syndrome gene, which means we can identify it more easily. Why is that good news? It's only good news if you're going to terminate.
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I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea.
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The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.
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I've got a great relationship with my dad, but I can imagine how annoying it would be if I had to move back into his house.
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If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.
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I don't get star-struck at all.
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