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I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.

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Ryan Reynolds
Age: 48
Born: 1976
Born: October 23
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Ryan Rodney Reynolds
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