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If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Russell Lynes
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Russell Lynes
Age: 80 †
Born: 1910
Born: December 2
Died: 1991
Died: September 4
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Great Barrington
Massachusetts
Joseph Russell Lynes
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Joseph Russell Lynes Jr
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