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Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
Russell Lynes
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Russell Lynes
Age: 80 †
Born: 1910
Born: December 2
Died: 1991
Died: September 4
Art Historian
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Historian
Great Barrington
Massachusetts
Joseph Russell Lynes
Jr
Joseph Russell Lynes Jr
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I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
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Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission.
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The true snob never rests there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon.
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No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.
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Cynicism is the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence. It is the dishonest businessman's substitute for conscience. It is the communicator's substitute, whether he is advertising man or editor or writer, for self-respect.
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The shaping of taste is essentially the science of merchandising, whether of detergents or cars or books or objects of fine and decorative art.
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.
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Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
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Any real New Yorker is a you-name-it-we-have-it-snob whose heart brims with sympathy for the millions of unfortunates who through misfortune, misguidedness or pure stupidity live anywhere else in the world.
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Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
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The Art Snob can be recognized in the home by the quick look he gives the pictures on your walls, quick but penetrating, as though he were undressing them. This is followed either by complete and pained silence or a comment such as 'That's really a very pleasant little water color you have there.
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It is always well to accept your own shortcomings with candor but to regard those of your friends with polite incredulity.
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Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
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And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
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If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
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Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.
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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.
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What we are headed for is a sort of social structure in which the highbrows are the elite, the middlebrows are the bourgeoisie and the lowbrows are hoi polloi.
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