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I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.

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Russell Howard
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: March 23
Comedian
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Bristol
Gloucestershire
Russell Joseph Howard
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Disgusted
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