Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
As a producer, you've got to be involved in helping out with solving problems.
Russell Brand
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
Actor
Autobiographer
Blogger
Columnist
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Guitarist
Journalist
Musician
Novelist
Playwright
Poet
Grays
Essex
Russell Edward Brand
Helping
Problem
Solving
Producer
Producers
Problems
Involved
More quotes by Russell Brand
I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for The One. And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
Russell Brand
Today's 'Sesame Street' will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D.
Russell Brand
If you strip away self-effacement, charm and the spirit of mischief-qualities that make determination and ambition tolerable- you're left with a right ar**hole.
Russell Brand
It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going to become friends with Homer Simpson, but unfortunately none of them are real.
Russell Brand
Imagine the wisdom to be passed down from the classical Buddhist texts.
Russell Brand
Managing wildlife? It's wild! It don't need managing, leave it alone.
Russell Brand
My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.
Russell Brand
The way I've been with drink and drugs suggests I have a tendency to get addicted to things.
Russell Brand
I also do a lot of Kundalini yoga.
Russell Brand
Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.
Russell Brand
The one measure of true love is: you can insult the other. --Slavoj Zizek
Russell Brand
I keep hearing in my head you are the Messiah, you are the Messiah. I think there's something wrong with my headphones.
Russell Brand
Don't listen to me. I'm a maniac, but the voice in your head, ask it Is it right to kill 200 million animals simply for fun?. What did it say? Right. There you go.
Russell Brand
It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years.
Russell Brand
Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.
Russell Brand
The greatest poverty one can have is to be poor in one's heart and for falling in love, he is truly happy. He discovers purpose.
Russell Brand
The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of some woolly, bullshit tree-hugging piffle but because we live on it, currently without alternatives.
Russell Brand
... And drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone and my beads, not so much the lizard king, more a gecko duchess, I fitted in nicely with their idea of what a creative person should be.
Russell Brand
Consciousness exists beyond your head, between our heads, and it can manifest harmony.
Russell Brand
What I might do is watch Mrs Doubtfire. Or Dead Poets Society or Good Will Hunting and I might be nice to people, mindful today how fragile we all are, how delicate we are, even when fizzing with divine madness that seems like it will never expire.
Russell Brand