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Russell Brand
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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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I don't get my authority from this preexisting paradigm which is quite narrow and only serves a few people. I look elsewhere for alternatives that might be of service to humanity.
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I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for The One. And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
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I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good.
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My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.
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It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing.
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Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution.
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You shouldn't eat animals, it's mean to them.
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God
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If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?
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I do have a regard for the musicality of language that came from BBC sitcoms like 'Fawlty Towers.'
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Fear travels fast. Love travels a little more slowly. Rationale takes a little more consideration.
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Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing those other things you just have to manage.
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There's no biological reason why a man shouldn't just try to have sex with every woman he meets - all of them get pregnant and your genetics are winning.
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The way I've been with drink and drugs suggests I have a tendency to get addicted to things.
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Today's 'Sesame Street' will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D.
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People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies they throw them out because of the truth.
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For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love or a frozen second in a park where it's enough that there are trees in the world.
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I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - if I say something inappropriate on a live tv show, for example - I half expect to have to deliver a note to Barbara Brand: 'Please come up to Channel 4 head office, Russell's done something despicable.
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Sometimes when we're incensed by the rancid tide of injustice, the impulse is to attack. We must avoid this. We have learned that violence as a means is always unsuccessful.
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When I was poor and I complained about inequality they said I was bitter. Now I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite. I'm starting to think they just don't want to talk about inequality.
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