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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God
Russell Brand
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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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What I might do is watch Mrs Doubtfire. Or Dead Poets Society or Good Will Hunting and I might be nice to people, mindful today how fragile we all are, how delicate we are, even when fizzing with divine madness that seems like it will never expire.
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Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster.
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I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good.
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Managing wildlife? It's wild! It don't need managing, leave it alone.
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If you're a drug addict, often you're stealing - I've gotten done for shoplifting a few times.
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It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years.
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There's no biological reason why a man shouldn't just try to have sex with every woman he meets - all of them get pregnant and your genetics are winning.
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It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing.
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The need to find out what will happen if I don't relent or moderate my actions has been a constant source of difficulty and discomfort in my life.
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When I was poor and I complained about inequality they said I was bitter. Now I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite. I'm starting to think they just don't want to talk about inequality.
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In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved.
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I'll not be changing, but America will.
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Surfing should be called foam-choking or sea stabbing.
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Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space.
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If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies.
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All we can do is adapt the way we view this condition, not as a crime or a romantic affectation but as a disease that will kill. We need to review the way society treats addicts, not as criminals but as sick people in need of care.
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I missed him, of course, but sometimes close friendships have a tidal beat that pulls you towards different shores though the ocean that connects you remains.
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As a person I'm a little more doubtful, introspective and analytical.
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Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.
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I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.
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