Quote

No one shuts their laptop after looking at pornography and says, 'What a productive time I just spent connecting with the world!'

Russell Brand

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
Actor
Autobiographer
Blogger
Columnist
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Guitarist
Journalist
Musician
Novelist
Playwright
Poet
Grays
Essex
Russell Edward Brand
Connecting
Productive
Spent
Says
Looking
Shuts
Time
Laptop
World
Laptops
Pornography

More quotes by Russell Brand

Image
I also do a lot of Kundalini yoga.
Russell Brand
Image
If you have no brothers and sisters it defines you for life even when you're thirty you refer to yourself as an only child.
Russell Brand
Image
For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love or a frozen second in a park where it's enough that there are trees in the world.
Russell Brand
Image
What I liked about it is in the world of children, there are very, very different rules and a kind of naivete and innocence and sweetness that's been beautifully captured, I think, by this film as you can even see gesturing toward the film's poster on display nearby from this gorgeous artwork.
Russell Brand
Image
Consciousness exists beyond your head, between our heads, and it can manifest harmony.
Russell Brand
Image
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.
Russell Brand
Image
The best thing you can do is fall in love. My life has been changed by falling in love.
Russell Brand
Image
Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster.
Russell Brand
Image
Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws.
Russell Brand
Image
Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.
Russell Brand
Image
There's no biological reason why a man shouldn't just try to have sex with every woman he meets - all of them get pregnant and your genetics are winning.
Russell Brand
Image
The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of some woolly, bullshit tree-hugging piffle but because we live on it, currently without alternatives.
Russell Brand
Image
Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution.
Russell Brand
Image
I also quite like to be recognized by children I find it sweet.
Russell Brand
Image
As a performer, I'm very, very confident in what I do.
Russell Brand
Image
If you strip away self-effacement, charm and the spirit of mischief-qualities that make determination and ambition tolerable- you're left with a right ar**hole.
Russell Brand
Image
People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's just not in me. I really like women a lot I'm repulsed by men sexually.
Russell Brand
Image
Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.
Russell Brand
Image
I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.
Russell Brand
Image
As a person I'm a little more doubtful, introspective and analytical.
Russell Brand