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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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To this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard for the social conventions of sexual protocol as I do. I love it when I meet a woman and her sexuality is dancing across her face, so it's apparent that all we need to do is nod and find a cupboard.
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Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one.
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I recognize that I have the ability to be selfish, but I also recognize that you can't be happy if you only care about yourself at the expense of other people.
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Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.
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I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - if I say something inappropriate on a live tv show, for example - I half expect to have to deliver a note to Barbara Brand: 'Please come up to Channel 4 head office, Russell's done something despicable.
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I also do a lot of Kundalini yoga.
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No-one really feels self-confident deep down because it's an artificial idea. Really, people aren't that worried about what you're doing or what you're saying, so you can drift around the world relatively anonymously: you must not feel persecuted and examined. Liberate yourself from that idea that people are watching you.
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The way I've been with drink and drugs suggests I have a tendency to get addicted to things.
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I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.
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Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster.
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People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's just not in me. I really like women a lot I'm repulsed by men sexually.
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It seems to me that actual democracy is where all of us get to participate and it's not just a sort of a blunt little dry hump in a ballot box, but an actual penetrative process.
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A buddy of mine was addicted to heroin and he told me that people who say quitting cigarettes is harder than quitting heroin are wrong.
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Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.
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In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved.
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When I was growing up, I thought I'd be a lot happier if I was famous and successful and if I had money.
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It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick and powerless. It is difficult to suffer the selfishness of a drug addict who will lie to you and steal from you and forgive them and offer them help. Can there be any other disease that renders its victims so unappealing?
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It doesn't matter how many pairs of shoes you have, how many cars you have, etc.... It's all utterly meaningless and yet we continue to pursue this. Why? Because they've learned they can stimulate our primal desires through selling us products.
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As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion
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It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a house, a cat, good friendships and generally a bright outlook.
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