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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.
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If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies.
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The way I've been with drink and drugs suggests I have a tendency to get addicted to things.
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The Holy Spirit ain't got a pen.
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Question all information when you receive it. You might not even trust me Look at me, I've got a blanket over me head.
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What I might do is watch Mrs Doubtfire. Or Dead Poets Society or Good Will Hunting and I might be nice to people, mindful today how fragile we all are, how delicate we are, even when fizzing with divine madness that seems like it will never expire.
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If you've got any concern at all about animal welfare, you've got to not eat meat.
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On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.
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Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in spiritual pain once more - 'damn you tiny assassin, clad in yellow and black, how I crave my former innocence where melancholy was my only trial'.
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If you have no brothers and sisters it defines you for life even when you're thirty you refer to yourself as an only child.
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What I liked about it is in the world of children, there are very, very different rules and a kind of naivete and innocence and sweetness that's been beautifully captured, I think, by this film as you can even see gesturing toward the film's poster on display nearby from this gorgeous artwork.
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I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - if I say something inappropriate on a live tv show, for example - I half expect to have to deliver a note to Barbara Brand: 'Please come up to Channel 4 head office, Russell's done something despicable.
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Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.
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If anybody needs any help with anything, I'm prepared to help.
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The one measure of true love is: you can insult the other. --Slavoj Zizek
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