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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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I'll not be changing, but America will.
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I think, you're not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it's not with an X on a piece of paper, it's with an X on someone's forehead.
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What was alien was being ordinary, being humdrum, being trapped into appeasing...having to crush and stifle my opinions, not being allowed to be brilliant, tricking myself into mediocrity.
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I also quite like to be recognized by children I find it sweet.
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Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster.
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The one measure of true love is: you can insult the other. --Slavoj Zizek
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Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.
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This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on the telly. Water out of a mug! Should be a hot drink... mug of water.
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Surfing should be called foam-choking or sea stabbing.
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I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.
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Total revolution of consciousness and our entire social, political and economic system is what interests me, but that's not on the ballot.
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The more people who have access to this vital information the better society will be.
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A buddy of mine was addicted to heroin and he told me that people who say quitting cigarettes is harder than quitting heroin are wrong.
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Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in spiritual pain once more - 'damn you tiny assassin, clad in yellow and black, how I crave my former innocence where melancholy was my only trial'.
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And I don't think we should be continuing to propagate the idea that famous people are magical or special because it makes people feel like their lives ain't no good.
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I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.
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Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.
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I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good.
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Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space.
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It doesn't matter how many pairs of shoes you have, how many cars you have, etc.... It's all utterly meaningless and yet we continue to pursue this. Why? Because they've learned they can stimulate our primal desires through selling us products.
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