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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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If you're a drug addict, often you're stealing - I've gotten done for shoplifting a few times.
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The Holy Spirit ain't got a pen.
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Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.
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I keep hearing in my head you are the Messiah, you are the Messiah. I think there's something wrong with my headphones.
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I think many of the boundaries that convention has placed upon us are arbitrary, so we can fiddle with them if we fancy. Gravity's hard to dispute, and breathing, but a lot of things we instinctively obey are a lot of old tosh.
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And I don't think we should be continuing to propagate the idea that famous people are magical or special because it makes people feel like their lives ain't no good.
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Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution.
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Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.
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The best thing you can do is fall in love. My life has been changed by falling in love.
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If you're a drug addict, then you've always got drugs, so you're a criminal. So you're gonna get into problems.
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Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in spiritual pain once more - 'damn you tiny assassin, clad in yellow and black, how I crave my former innocence where melancholy was my only trial'.
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I don't see why someone should lose their life just so you can have a snack.
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I also quite like to be recognized by children I find it sweet.
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Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.
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It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a house, a cat, good friendships and generally a bright outlook.
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A buddy of mine was addicted to heroin and he told me that people who say quitting cigarettes is harder than quitting heroin are wrong.
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I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.
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Honesty has always been an integral part of my operation, really.
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On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.
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I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.
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