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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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What was alien was being ordinary, being humdrum, being trapped into appeasing...having to crush and stifle my opinions, not being allowed to be brilliant, tricking myself into mediocrity.
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On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.
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Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution.
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Strength does not have to be belligerent and loud.
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If you have no brothers and sisters it defines you for life even when you're thirty you refer to yourself as an only child.
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Consciousness exists beyond your head, between our heads, and it can manifest harmony.
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Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.
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Have you considered that the Bible, like all religious doctrine, may be allegorical and symbolic, to direct us toward one holy entity of love, as opposed to a simplistic litiginous text to direct the behavior of human beings?
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Don't listen to me. I'm a maniac, but the voice in your head, ask it Is it right to kill 200 million animals simply for fun?. What did it say? Right. There you go.
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Socialism isn't a dirty word it just means sharing. Really, it's just the bureaucratic arm of Christianity.
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For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love or a frozen second in a park where it's enough that there are trees in the world.
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