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If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?
Russell Brand
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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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Consciousness exists beyond your head, between our heads, and it can manifest harmony.
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If you have no brothers and sisters it defines you for life even when you're thirty you refer to yourself as an only child.
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I don't see why someone should lose their life just so you can have a snack.
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Question all information when you receive it. You might not even trust me Look at me, I've got a blanket over me head.
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I think, you're not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it's not with an X on a piece of paper, it's with an X on someone's forehead.
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People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies they throw them out because of the truth.
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In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved.
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I recognize that I have the ability to be selfish, but I also recognize that you can't be happy if you only care about yourself at the expense of other people.
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