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Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - if I say something inappropriate on a live tv show, for example - I half expect to have to deliver a note to Barbara Brand: 'Please come up to Channel 4 head office, Russell's done something despicable.
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I also do a lot of Kundalini yoga.
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I think all of us are living in denial of our spiritual nature as we continue to participate in the material world even though we know we're destroying the planet we live on.
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The greatest poverty one can have is to be poor in one's heart and for falling in love, he is truly happy. He discovers purpose.
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Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.
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I have never voted. Like most people I am utterly disenchanted by politics. Like most people I regard politicians as frauds and liars and the current political system as nothing more than a bureaucratic means for furthering the augmentation and advantages of economic elites.
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If you're a drug addict, then you've always got drugs, so you're a criminal. So you're gonna get into problems.
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The best thing you can do is fall in love. My life has been changed by falling in love.
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I don't get my authority from this preexisting paradigm which is quite narrow and only serves a few people. I look elsewhere for alternatives that might be of service to humanity.
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What I liked about it is in the world of children, there are very, very different rules and a kind of naivete and innocence and sweetness that's been beautifully captured, I think, by this film as you can even see gesturing toward the film's poster on display nearby from this gorgeous artwork.
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I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.
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I'll not be changing, but America will.
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Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard.
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I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for The One. And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
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I missed him, of course, but sometimes close friendships have a tidal beat that pulls you towards different shores though the ocean that connects you remains.
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I think, you're not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it's not with an X on a piece of paper, it's with an X on someone's forehead.
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Total revolution of consciousness and our entire social, political and economic system is what interests me, but that's not on the ballot.
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Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction.
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What I might do is watch Mrs Doubtfire. Or Dead Poets Society or Good Will Hunting and I might be nice to people, mindful today how fragile we all are, how delicate we are, even when fizzing with divine madness that seems like it will never expire.
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Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.
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