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Russell Brand
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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies.
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In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved.
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The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of some woolly, bullshit tree-hugging piffle but because we live on it, currently without alternatives.
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