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Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution.
Russell Brand
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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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Russell Edward Brand
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My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.
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It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick and powerless. It is difficult to suffer the selfishness of a drug addict who will lie to you and steal from you and forgive them and offer them help. Can there be any other disease that renders its victims so unappealing?
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In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved.
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What was alien was being ordinary, being humdrum, being trapped into appeasing...having to crush and stifle my opinions, not being allowed to be brilliant, tricking myself into mediocrity.
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Have you considered that the Bible, like all religious doctrine, may be allegorical and symbolic, to direct us toward one holy entity of love, as opposed to a simplistic litiginous text to direct the behavior of human beings?
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Question all information when you receive it. You might not even trust me Look at me, I've got a blanket over me head.
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If you have no brothers and sisters it defines you for life even when you're thirty you refer to yourself as an only child.
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You shouldn't eat animals, it's mean to them.
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If you strip away self-effacement, charm and the spirit of mischief-qualities that make determination and ambition tolerable- you're left with a right ar**hole.
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Consciousness exists beyond your head, between our heads, and it can manifest harmony.
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I think, you're not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it's not with an X on a piece of paper, it's with an X on someone's forehead.
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As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion
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Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.
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Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.
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Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in spiritual pain once more - 'damn you tiny assassin, clad in yellow and black, how I crave my former innocence where melancholy was my only trial'.
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What I liked about it is in the world of children, there are very, very different rules and a kind of naivete and innocence and sweetness that's been beautifully captured, I think, by this film as you can even see gesturing toward the film's poster on display nearby from this gorgeous artwork.
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As a person I'm a little more doubtful, introspective and analytical.
Russell Brand
Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God
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People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies they throw them out because of the truth.
Russell Brand
I don't get my authority from this preexisting paradigm which is quite narrow and only serves a few people. I look elsewhere for alternatives that might be of service to humanity.
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