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I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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Managing wildlife? It's wild! It don't need managing, leave it alone.
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I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for The One. And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
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How we treat the vulnerable is how we define ourselves as a species.
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I also quite like to be recognized by children I find it sweet.
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It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a house, a cat, good friendships and generally a bright outlook.
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I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - if I say something inappropriate on a live tv show, for example - I half expect to have to deliver a note to Barbara Brand: 'Please come up to Channel 4 head office, Russell's done something despicable.
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Socialism isn't a dirty word it just means sharing. Really, it's just the bureaucratic arm of Christianity.
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