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Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one.

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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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Russell Edward Brand
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To this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard for the social conventions of sexual protocol as I do. I love it when I meet a woman and her sexuality is dancing across her face, so it's apparent that all we need to do is nod and find a cupboard.
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I have never voted. Like most people I am utterly disenchanted by politics. Like most people I regard politicians as frauds and liars and the current political system as nothing more than a bureaucratic means for furthering the augmentation and advantages of economic elites.
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