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Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.
Russell Brand
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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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I'm buying things for people I don't even know. I'm like Willy Wonka, but more manipulative. Imagine if Willy Wonka had a devious goal.
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It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick and powerless. It is difficult to suffer the selfishness of a drug addict who will lie to you and steal from you and forgive them and offer them help. Can there be any other disease that renders its victims so unappealing?
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Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction.
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I also quite like to be recognized by children I find it sweet.
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Managing wildlife? It's wild! It don't need managing, leave it alone.
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If anybody needs any help with anything, I'm prepared to help.
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