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My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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I'll not be changing, but America will.
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We continue to be spilled on by consumerism even though we know it doesn't make us happy.
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I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.
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If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?
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For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love or a frozen second in a park where it's enough that there are trees in the world.
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