Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
If you strip away self-effacement, charm and the spirit of mischief-qualities that make determination and ambition tolerable- you're left with a right ar**hole.
Russell Brand
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
Actor
Autobiographer
Blogger
Columnist
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Guitarist
Journalist
Musician
Novelist
Playwright
Poet
Grays
Essex
Russell Edward Brand
Away
Hole
Spirit
Charm
Qualities
Self
Holes
Right
Determination
Effacement
Make
Ambition
Tolerable
Quality
Strip
Left
Mischief
More quotes by Russell Brand
I also do a lot of Kundalini yoga.
Russell Brand
Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws.
Russell Brand
Surfing should be called foam-choking or sea stabbing.
Russell Brand
As a producer, you've got to be involved in helping out with solving problems.
Russell Brand
The best thing you can do is fall in love. My life has been changed by falling in love.
Russell Brand
I'm buying things for people I don't even know. I'm like Willy Wonka, but more manipulative. Imagine if Willy Wonka had a devious goal.
Russell Brand
Total revolution of consciousness and our entire social, political and economic system is what interests me, but that's not on the ballot.
Russell Brand
If you have no brothers and sisters it defines you for life even when you're thirty you refer to yourself as an only child.
Russell Brand
You shouldn't eat animals, it's mean to them.
Russell Brand
For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love or a frozen second in a park where it's enough that there are trees in the world.
Russell Brand
Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.
Russell Brand
A buddy of mine was addicted to heroin and he told me that people who say quitting cigarettes is harder than quitting heroin are wrong.
Russell Brand
I've always had this impulse to be destructive.
Russell Brand
It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going to become friends with Homer Simpson, but unfortunately none of them are real.
Russell Brand
Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.
Russell Brand
Everyone has their own mantra.
Russell Brand
I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.
Russell Brand
Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.
Russell Brand
Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one.
Russell Brand
I do have a regard for the musicality of language that came from BBC sitcoms like 'Fawlty Towers.'
Russell Brand