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I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for The One. And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.

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Russell Brand
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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