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I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for The One. And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
Russell Brand
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Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: June 4
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Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.
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Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.
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I have never voted. Like most people I am utterly disenchanted by politics. Like most people I regard politicians as frauds and liars and the current political system as nothing more than a bureaucratic means for furthering the augmentation and advantages of economic elites.
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I'll not be changing, but America will.
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It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going to become friends with Homer Simpson, but unfortunately none of them are real.
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Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction.
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