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I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

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Ruby Wax
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: April 19
Comedian
Journalist
Stage Actor
Evanston
Illinois
Lies
Told
Age
Lying
Many

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[With depression] you get a real sense of shame, because your friends go, 'Oh come on, show me the lump, show me the x-rays,' and of course you've got nothing to show.
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I always ask the booksellers to look at me and recommend a book 9 out of 10, they get it right it’s usually a book about someone dysfunctional. To me bookstores are like brothels of imagination, each book is luring me over going, 'Read me, read me'.
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My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.
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I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.
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I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home.
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