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I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced

Ruby Wax

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Ruby Wax
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: April 19
Comedian
Journalist
Stage Actor
Evanston
Illinois
Misplaced
Witty
Humorous
American
Funny

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Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.
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Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.
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[With depression] you get a real sense of shame, because your friends go, 'Oh come on, show me the lump, show me the x-rays,' and of course you've got nothing to show.
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Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.
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Only if you're kind to yourself, can you be kind to others.
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I always ask the booksellers to look at me and recommend a book 9 out of 10, they get it right it’s usually a book about someone dysfunctional. To me bookstores are like brothels of imagination, each book is luring me over going, 'Read me, read me'.
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My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.
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How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?
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I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.
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I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.
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You shouldn't run away from your problems, you need to aim straight for the heart of the beast.
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Why is that when people become ill and have something wrong with any of their organs, they get sympathy from other people - except when that organ is their brain?
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I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.
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People who say ... they're perfectly fine [are] more insane than the rest of us.
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I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home.
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I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
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