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Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor.

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Roy Blount, Jr.
Age: 83
Born: 1941
Born: October 4
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It was easy to make fun of Bush, but it was sort of like shooting fish in a barrel and it didn't really feel all that good because it was so easy to do. I would much rather live under a thoughtful president. Even if it makes it harder to be funny about politics, it makes it more interesting to be funny about politics.
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A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.
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According to scholars of linguistics, the relation between a word and its meaning is arbitrary.
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English is an outrageous tangle of those derivations and other multifarious linguistic influences, from Yiddish to Shoshone, which has grown up around a gnarly core of chewy, clangorous yawps derived from ancestors who painted themselves blue to frighten their enemies.
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Being president of too many well-meaning organizations put my father into an early grave. The lesson in this was not lost on me.
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