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Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
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It's the Night of the Living Dead. It's scary out here.
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Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.
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A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
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Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.
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I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too.
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