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Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!

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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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