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In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.

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Roseanne Barr
Age: 71
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Salt Lake City
Utah
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