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I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy.

Roseanne Barr

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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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