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It's the Night of the Living Dead. It's scary out here.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.
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After my 1985 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act into a sitcom.
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I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.
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Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.
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One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
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Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
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My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
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The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment Roseanne dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous!
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Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.
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I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.
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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
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I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
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I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too.
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