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My kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something I'm not particularly proud of, but it was that or firearms.

Roseanne Barr

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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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