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Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
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Salt Lake City
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
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Truth is available to the ears that can hear it.
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Being hated and hunted and blamed for your own suffering makes people kind of testy, nervous, and on edge, and often fundamentalist and extreme. Bombs get thrown only when people cannot honestly talk together.
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Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.
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The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment Roseanne dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous!
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If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.
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There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.
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I call myself a 'domestic goddess.
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In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.
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I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.
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Nobody wanted the Roseanne show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.
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I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
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In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.
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I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.
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I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
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