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Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne Barr
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: November 3
Actress
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Salt Lake City
Utah
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My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
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The basic thing is, people want to get paid, so they'll say the things that get them paid, in entertainment or politics.
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I simply care nothing for any of your religions, as all three are fundamentally flawed, unlike the Church of Common Sense, right from the start! They call God he instead of she and all three would like to burn me at the stake for saying that!
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I hold to nothing but envisioning international peace and utopia. We all have many more things in common than not.
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
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I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
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The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
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Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life.
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Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.
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We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.
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You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
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I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too.
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I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.
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I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'
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politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.
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I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny.
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I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze.
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A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.
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